no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.
I’m the jealous type, you know why? Because remember, we started out as ‘just friends’ too.
— Frank Ocean (via mangoesandhoes)